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I spent a bit too much time reflecting on My Own Bad Situation this morning. However, I got a healthy dose of It Could be Worse. I overheard the following today in a conversation between two skanky looking guys sitting on a stoop, right next to the bail bondsman's office: "....and then, I kicked her in the kidneys." About twenty minutes later, I was part of the following conversation. First Gentleman: "Can I have a quarter? I need to call my parole officer." Lisa: *keeps walking and cracks up* Second Gentleman: "Dude! You shouldn't have told her that ." We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.