Because we're Total Dorks, Robb and I have been watching far too many Mark Bittman cooking videos. I've never been one of the people who believed that Julia Child filmed her cooking show while drunk (Don't you be talking trash about Miss Julia), but I'm willing to consider this as a possibility about Mister Bittman.
So, for your enjoyment, here's a particularly demented cooking video.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. May your travels be uneventful, your cooking be pleasurable, and your family drama minimal.