Saturday, February 07, 2009

"Brai-ai-ai-ai-ains...." (the zombie mantra)

Here's a little multiple choice test. Complete the following phrase:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that
  1. Lisa has re-read the Jane Austen novels more times than she's comfortable admitting.
  2. a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
  3. the work of Jane Austen could be improved by the addition of zombies.
  4. as usual, I have no idea what Lisa is talking about.

I'll give you a hint.

Please post your answers in the "comments" section.


Anonymous said...

I heard about this on NPR this morning and laughed my ass off.

But more are YOU?!?

Lock Wenchie

heidi said...

I'm glad to hear the good news about last week - that is, that it's nothing seriously wrong with you

if you like zombies, then mabye you should check out this blog

knitica said...

I have to say, I am not so much a Jane Austin fan (every I hate but 100 pages later I love you couple is just a shadow of Han and Leigha) so I would find her novels much improved by the addition of Zombies. As long as they're funny and slow moving. I can't abide fast Zombies. When they're fast we're all doomed.

Bookworm NTH said...

That is the coolest thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They should do that with so many novels!

Anonymous said...


Signed, Annalisa (love dem brains, slurp,slurp)

Anonymous said...

I hope hope hope that Elizabeth feeds her mother and mother in law to the undead. Those evil "inter-fearing" ladies have it coming. However, I now long to read other "zombie-fied" books, like "the Bible and Zombies", "Ben Hur and Zombies", "Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance and Zombies"... that sort of thing!

Inqiiring minds want to know! Hurry! Quick! Before my mind gets eaten!



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