Chicken Weirdness

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Has everyone seen this? I don't know of my brain has been irreparably addled by my current miserable headcold, but at the moment, I find this about the funniest thing imaginable. 

Those sultry hens and their expressive shoulders.... 

And for those of you who cannot quite imagine the mess that four molting hens make in a small urban back yard, here's a little snapshot.  Our entire yard looks like the site of a Pigeon Massacre.  I have no idea how we're going to clean this up.