Someone on the Internet has declared today Hug a Chicken Day. All righty, then. Our chickens are not cuddly. They treat any attempts at Chicken Touching with the deepest suspicion.
I suppose folks who don't keep chickens will have to console themselves by going to the grocery store, and hugging some cut-up chicken parts.
If you're a vegetarian, you could hypnotize your housecat into thinking she's a chicken. Don't believe her when she tells you that she's laid "eggs" in her "nest box." Cats, even those hypnotized into poultry-tude, are notorious liars.