I spent a bit too much time reflecting on My Own Bad Situation this morning. However, I got a healthy dose of It Could be Worse.
I overheard the following today in a conversation between two skanky looking guys sitting on a stoop, right next to the bail bondsman's office:
"....and then, I kicked her in the kidneys."
About twenty minutes later, I was part of the following conversation.
First Gentleman: "Can I have a quarter? I need to call my parole officer."
Lisa: *keeps walking and cracks up*
Second Gentleman: "Dude! You shouldn't have told her that."
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.